The following is a script sample of Daredevils first confrontation with
Panel picture #1: Daredevil leaping down (view from DDs back) Deadpool is facing DD with one of his gloves off ,clipping his fingernails.
DDs Thought: Smell,…….gunpowder ,……oil from a sharpening stone,……evaporating sweat over
scar tissue,………DEADPOOL !
DD speaking: What are you doing here?
DP speaking: My manicurist isn't open this late.
DD--: I want to know why you're here !
DP--: Geez,….What is it with you man ?
Panel picture #2 : Deadpool's arms raised with an "oh well" type of gesture. Daredevils arms folded awaiting a mature answer.
DDs thought: Why is he so close to Parkers house,….he never comes around here.
DP--: I mean ,…. here I am minding my own business ,…an,an,and you come swishing along in your high-school mascott uniform,…..demonstrating all of the skills that you've acquired in a 7th grade girls tumbling class,….I mean , don't get me wrong….it's very impressive,…..especially the way you can leap around and still hold onto your jump-rope the entire time….very cool!…can you "double-dutch"?
Panel picture #3 : DD walking towards Deadpool gritting his teeth (from reverse view)
DD--: Answer NOW !!
DP--: I'm here to mop the street with a kiddie porn king,…you know , some
sicko that collects pictures of cats doin it & stuff….bad news.
Panel picture #4 : Deadpool lowering his sawwed-off shot gun & aiming it at Daredevil.
DDs thought : This guy's an idiot , he won't shoot…..his heart rate hasn't changed though…better let
him talk , he'll back off in a minu….
DP--: So , you're a thinking man , huh?….you got awful quiet all of a sudden. While you're thinking,….think about this : This is a 12 guage shot-gun , so…..once I pull the trigger , none of your "pep-rally type" tumbling moves will stop the buck-shot from opening you up !…..Plus , it's "stingy"
and….you wouldn't like it.
Panel picture #5 Daredevil quickly throwing a traning stick at Deadpool , hitting him in the forehead and
Causing him to drop his gun.
DD--: I don't have time for this! Who sent you ?
Panel picture #6 : Deadpool attempting to reach his samurai sword on his back.
Panel picture #7 : Daredevil ("continuous motion" picture) leaping above Deadpool and landing
with his feet on the handle of Deadpools sword (while it's still in the sheath), pushing it
down into the roof-top…..pinning Deadpool to the roof on his butt.
DP--: Wait !……Do over !
Panel picture# 8 : Deadpool sitting with his arms crossed over his knees , very embarrassed. Daredevil
stands over him pointing his finger at DPs face.
DD--: I know why you're here,….the guy you're after is just a kid,….I know
Him !….someone fed you a load of crap….
DP--: More like , gave me a load of money.
DD--: You're a scumbag !…..you kill people for money !
DP--: Bullseye did it for free….so , if you think about it..
Panel picture # 9 : Close-up of Daredevil gritting his teeth so hard that one of them actually chips.
Panel picture # 10 : Daredevil repeatedly punching and kicking Deadpool , while he's still pinned on
DD--: You think that's funny !?….ahhhhh !
Panel picture # 11 : Daredevil stands behind Deadpool & wraps his training sticks around DPs throat
DD--: How's my "jump rope" feel now ?
DP--: (Cough….choke…gag)….a lot worse than your knee in my back.
DDs thought : Man , it just doesn't end with this guy.
DP--: I can't tell you how I know,…but , I swear,…..I have physical
evidence that this guy,s into and has done some real disturbing
stuff,….I don't just kill innocent people !…..I can't help it that he's
a friend of yours….every child molester that you see on the news
is followed up with taped interviews of his friends & family ,…
saying "what a great guy he was"…."he always treated the kids
great"…."he was an active member of the church",..blah ,blah
,blaaaahhhhhh !…..So don't blame me that you're blind to his
sick interests !
Panel picture # 12 : Daredevil collapsing against Deadpools back (the way an exhausted boxer does
during a fight)
DDs thought : Blind,…..there's that word again……am I ?….this just can't be. How could
Pete,….I mean , I've known him….was there a mistake? Or did his computer
get some virus that sent out images that really do belong to him?
DP--: Uh,….what're you doing back there ?
Panel Picture #13 : Daredevil stands up & gives Deadpool a little smack on the back of the head.
Panel picture # 14 : Daredevil leaps off of the roof-top.
Panel picture # 15 : Front view of Daredevil with an angry look swinging forward
DDs thought : I'm coming for ya "Spidey"….I pray to God that you have some answers !