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Gloria · Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 5:08 pm Post subject: Civil War Lumberjack song

Exchanging banter somewhere else in the web about current Marvel affairs, Mr. Einheri came up with the following version of Monty Python's evergreen classic, which I am reproducing here with the author's permission

Iron Man:
You know, I never wanted to be a superhero.
I wanted to be... the Director of S.H.I.E.L.D.

Leaping from title to title as they traveled to Comic Specality shops via
the mighty Diamond distribution system: The New Avengers. The Hulk.
The Fantastic Four. The Mighty Thor. The lofty Captain America. The
plucky little Spider-Girl. The regal Black Panther of Wakanda. The
Daredevil of Hell's Kitchen. The over-saturated X-Men titles. Don
Slott's naughty green She-Hulk. The francise what is Spider-Man. The
Quesada Miller BENDIS! Crossovers. The Thunderbolts!
Wherever you used to see Wolverine!

With my best Avengers by my side, we'd sing! Sing! Sing!

[singing]
I'm Tony Stark, and I'm okay.
I whore all night and I drink all day.

Marvel Superheroes:
He's Tony Stark, and he's okay.
He whores all night and he drinks all day.

Iron Man:
I put on armor. I beat the commies!
I fought for Democracy.
I helped to form the Avengers
Back in 1963.

Marvel Superheroes:
He puts on armor. He beat the commies!
He fought for Democracy.
He helped to form the Avengers
Back in 1963.

He's Tony Stark, and he's okay.
He whores all night and he drinks all day.

Iron Man:
I worked for Kang. Betrayed you all.
Died and merged with Teenage Tony.
I was Secretary of Defense
And formed the Illuminati.

Marvel Superheroes:
He worked for Kang. Betrayed us all.
Died and merged with Teenage Tony.
He was Secretary of Defense
And formed... the Illuminati?

... Oh, He's Tony Stark, and he's okay.
He whores all night and he drinks all day.

Iron Man:
I ingested Extremis. I took over S.H.I.E.L.D.
I staged an assasination.
I convinced Spider-Man to unmask
I Registered the Nation.

Marvel Superheroes:
He ingested Extremis. He took over S.H.I.E.L.D.
he staged.. ...an assasination???
He convinced Spider-Man to unmask
He Registered the Nation.

Iron Man:
I got Cap killed. I cloned a god.
I became Doom without the Scars!
I put Hulk in a rocket
And shot him to the Stars.

Marvel Superheroes:
He got Cap killed. He.. cloned a god?
Became Doom without the scars...?

Iron Man:
I put Hulk in a rocket
And shot him tooooo the stars!

Comic Fandom:
Oh, Tony, and we thought you were so...
heroic!
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Gloria
Devuélveme el rosario de mi madre y quédate con todo lo demás

"Para la cuesta arriba quiero mi burro, que la cuesta abajo yo me la subo"

The Privateer · Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2007 1:16 am Post subject:

I noticed in the previews that Judas Stark is shortly about to be outed as a transvestite after Maria Hill walks in on him trying on agent 13's dress. Wink

He wished he'd been a girly just like his dear pappa!
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Solid Snake PAC · Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2007 5:13 am Post subject:

Gloria · Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2007 8:32 am Post subject:

The Privateer · Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 8:05 am Post subject:

Jim B. · Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 8:55 pm Post subject:

I like that! Tony Stark is such an ass now so that song is very appropriate.
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