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PostPosted: Sat Dec 29, 2007 8:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Monday 8.00 am
The offices of Nelson, Blake and Murdock

Foggy: So, Matt... Can I talk to you about something?
Matt: Sure, Foggy. What's up?
Foggy: Remember Liz Allan?
Matt: Harry Osborn's wife? Sure.
Foggy: That's just it. Okay, this is going to sound strange, but I keep having these dreams about her.
Matt: What kinds of dreams?
Foggy: Okay, but promise you won't laugh.
Matt: I promise. But this all sounds very intriguing... *smiles*
Foggy: I keep dreaming that she and I dated.
Matt: But, she's married.
Foggy: Exactly... But in my dreams she's not.
Matt: Interesting... So what else happens in these dreams?
Foggy: I'm not telling you...
Matt: Say no more. I hear ya...
Foggy: I know this sounds completely nuts, but it's just so real.
Matt: Hey, I wrote the book on nuts.
Foggy: Yeah, I guess... But then there are all these things that happened later. Right before Karen died and I was accused of murder. I feel like I cheated on Liz with that woman.
Matt: But you were never with Liz, it was just a dream. Right?
Foggy: So you're not having any strange dreams about that time period or anything?
Matt: Well, the time from just before Karen died is kind of a haze. I was drugged and not exactly acting like myself. But we were also written by Kevin Smith at the time, remember?
Foggy: Yeah, that actually explains a lot when you think about it. But don't you ever get the feeling that our lives are being manipulated by someone higher up?
Matt: Like God or something?
Foggy: No. I keep hearing this letter in my head. 'Q' something.
Matt: Like that omniscient being from Star Trek?
Foggy: You watch Star Trek?
Matt: Not really, but how else would this dialogue make sense?
Foggy: Who says anything that happens has to make sense?
Matt: You've got a point there, partner.
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 29, 2007 9:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

jumonji wrote:
Foggy: So you're not having any strange dreams about that time period or anything?
Matt: Well, the time from just before Karen died is kind of a haze. I was drugged and not exactly acting like myself. But we were also written by Kevin Smith at the time, remember?


BWAH-HA-HAW!!

Laughing Laughing Laughing Wink

ROFLMAO !You made my day!

Incidentally, Foggy is a trekkie. Yeah, he is: Miller Canon
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 29, 2007 12:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I can't believe they undid the unmasking. I can't believe it.

Step 1: Create a media event the size of which compels you to spoil the surprise for comic readers by publishing said "surprise" in mainstream newspapers.

Step 2: Undo said event using the devil.

When you're compelled to wipe 20 years of continuity it's a pretty good bet that you've lost your way. Grant Morrisson completely rebooted the X-Men and wrote incredibly fresh stories without deleting a second of what came before him.
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 29, 2007 12:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

james castle wrote:
When you're compelled to wipe 20 years of continuity it's a pretty good bet that you've lost your way. Grant Morrisson completely rebooted the X-Men and wrote incredibly fresh stories without deleting a second of what came before him.

Well, maybe because what Morrison had in mind was just to write a good story, and you don't really have to resort to hyped "magic" excuses, or wipe away previous happenings to write a good story. You just need ideas and writing skills to develop them satisfactorily.

What Parker needed wasn't, I think, his marriage being undone by some netherworld wannabe, what Parker needed was good scripts.

And I still think that you don't really have to resort to magic retcons to tell a story about Pete being single and Harry being alive: it's far way more simple to do a "flashback" story, miniseries or collection (But maybe this was too logic or reasonable to be conceived by some minds?)
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 29, 2007 3:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Gloria wrote:

And I still think that you don't really have to resort to magic retcons to tell a story about Pete being single and Harry being alive: it's far way more simple to do a "flashback" story, miniseries or collection (But maybe this was too logic or reasonable to be conceived by some minds?)


Or you could launch another book that features a younger Parker who isn't married and where Harry is alive. You could call it Super Spider-Man or something. I bet it would do quite well.
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 29, 2007 4:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yes, that's the idea...

In fact, they are doing it in "Ultimate Spider-man", but there are other titles like "Spiderman loves Mary Jane" or the upcoming mini "Spider-Man: With Great Power" where the adventures of a younger Peter Parker are featured.

I think that either the "alternate universe" or "Stories from the past" options are pretty workable ways to write Spidey as a single teen who still lives with his aunt... Or so it seems to me.

Better, IMHO, than Joephistofelic deals à la Faust
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 01, 2008 8:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Reading all the OMD comments around the net, I've been reflecting over the whole thing.

There seems to be to fronts: a majority of people disliking OMD, and a minority heroically defending it, on the grounds that the new Spiderman coming out of it will have more interesting stories, and the anti-OMD front is basically a gang of Quesada-bashers.

Well, I don't like what is being done with Spidey right now at Marvel, but honest, I don't hate Joe Quesada.

As Marvel's EIC, he maybe took some decisions I don't agree with as a reader, but then he took some others which never hurt me at all. Under his tenure at Marvel, my favourite charecter, Daredevil, has got fine teams in the writing and drawing chores. I also keep following other Marvel series which I like (having a limited budget, I don't buy the ones I'm not enthusiastic about), so, If I'm still a Marvel reader, I bet I'm not uncomfortable with his drection of Marvel, on average.

Then comes Quesada the artist... Well, I don't like the way he drew Foggy Nelson in "Guardian Devil" (a genetic crossing between Billy Bunter and Jimmy Olsen), but I CAN'T say Quesada is a bad artist. In fact, I think that he's a pretty good penciller who knows his stuff... I mean, while not on my personal list of favourite comics artists, I can't say he's bad.

Then comes the Quesada I certainly don't like. The one, which, I believe, messes his work as editor and as an artist: that is Quesada the writer.

Honest, someone tell him writing scripts is not his trade. The proofs? Well, the one thing readers most dislike about the Spidey "Sins Past" saga is the Osborn Twins issue.

Yes, breath deep, I know the mere mention of Osborn twins is quite unnerving...

Apparently, Strazsynsky's original idea was to have the twins be Peter and Gwen's offspring... OK, as an idea if was a wee contrived ( I mean, when did Gwen had the time to mother them? She was always hanging around with Peter and the gang), but apparently, he had to change that story, for Quesada thought that having children would age Peter: Quesada's solution? make the kids become Osborn's spawn! I mean... If you are going to change something, change it for something which is better: the first story aged Peter, but the final solution soils Gwen's innocence forever more!

More proofs? Well, "Daredevil: Father", with Matt and everyone else outrageously out of character (Matt and Foggy as horny dawgs in usual competition for female customers?!), a very far-fetched excuse for a psycho, which throws dirt on Matt's very origins as a hero. Not to mention the much publicised Santerians, a team who distracts from the main plot, for no particular end).

Aside: The reason to introduce the Santerians in that story seems to be an homage to Quesada's Hispanic-Caribbean roots... still, they do little else in the story beyond displaying fancy suits and entering into the cliched "first meeting, first fight" situation with another hero... Being from Spain, I'd be supposed to sympathise with a "ethnic" hispanic superhero team, and support a story just because of that? Nope, What really tickles me about a comic is a good story, whether their protagonists are WASPs, Hispanos, African, Martians or dwellers of Alpha -Centaury is irrelevant to me.

Again, I don't think that Quesada's changes to Straszynski's story in OMD have been instrumental into making it a good story: my feeling is that, while I'm not a fan of "Back in Black", the story was one in which you could place Peter Parker, in which you could believe his motivations to act as he did... But in OMD? OMG it's more like it.

In short, Dear Mr. Quesada, I wish you a happy 2008, but stick to the pencils and your editorial desk, and leave to the writers to write the stories without interfering. They know their jobs... That's why you hired their services, all right?
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 01, 2008 2:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Here's the second part of the One More Day interview with Joe Quesada. The whole part about how the Civil War unmasking was possible because they had been planning OMD for two years was interesting.

With regard to what Gloria is saying above, I think it's pretty clear that much of what Quesada has done at Marvel has been good for the company. But all of his decisions are obviously not very wise, and I think all this OMD nonsense might come back to haunt them. I haven't read Spider-man since I was ten, and I'm upset about it. If I were a big fan, I bet I'd be absolutely livid. It's hard to come up with how something similar would work for DD, but maybe having Matt go back to being in a love triangle with Karen and Foggy while swinging around town with a curved-handle billy club fighting Stilt-man and Electro comes pretty close.
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 5:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Whoa people! Get a load of this (from the third part of the One More Day interview with Joe Quesada at CBR).

Jonah Weiland (at CBR): All right. Now, instead of having to build up this pact with Mephisto to dissolve the marriage, why not just divorce them?

Joe Quesada: Sure, that would have been a very easy solution. However, how would a parent feel when they had to explain to their kid that Spider-Man just got divorced from his wife? How would that headline read across the AP or on USA today? The same can be said with an annulment. Sure, divorce is a reality of life, but Peter Parker and Spider-Man are not the types of characters that would do that. Spider-Man is a worldwide icon and is considered one of the good guys, like Superman. There’s always the option of killing off MJ, but over the years way too many key characters in Spider-Man mythology have been killed off. Much like the marriage, those deaths hurt the book. The Spider-Man books were better with Harry in them, as well as Norman. Also, how much older would Peter seem as a widower -- yikes!

Shocked Now how do you explain to your kids that Peter just made a deal with the devil? Think about that one for a minute...
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 7:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Sure, divorce is a reality of life, but Peter Parker and Spider-Man are not the types of characters that would do that. Spider-Man is a worldwide icon and is considered one of the good guys, like Superman.


Aargghhhh!
The entire "Marvel way" of seeing superheroes, as was so fortunately intended by Stan Lee and Jack Kirby, horrendously distorted !!!!
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 9:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wow. It just gets worse and worse. Honestly, this is getting insane. How are there going to be five parts to this interview? What kind of story needs a five part interview to justify/explain it? Surely it can't get worse. Part three is focused on "the science" (Joey Q actually says "science") of how the "deal with the devil" works. Joey Q saying this:

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What didn’t occur was the marriage. Peter and MJ were together, they loved each other -- they just didn’t pull the trigger on the wedding day. All the books count, all the stories count -- except in the minds of the people within the Marvel U, Peter and MJ were a couple, not a married couple.


What? What does that mean? And why does that bring Harry back? And the web shooters? Wait....Joey Q's not done:

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The wedding? Something happened on the wedding day that prevented it from happening.


Okay...

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The unmasking? Mephisto makes people forget it; much like the Sentry, it happened -- it’s just no longer remembered.


What does that mean?

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And Harry? Well, there’s always a price to pay when you make a deal with the devil.


What does THAT mean? Honestly, I literally have no idea what that means. This is ridiculous. I could rant on and on about just how wrong this nonsense is. I'll save my breath, however, because JMS has done it for me. JMS wanted to do a 100% retcon. Mephesto changes history so that Harry lived and therefore Peter and MJ never married. Joey Q said that that was too much and that it changed too much continuity. Here is JMS's 100% sensible concern with what Joey Q did to his story:

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And that's the part I had a real problem with, maybe the single biggest problem. There's this notion that magic fixes everything. It doesn't. "It's magic, we don't have to explain it." Well, actually, yes, you do. Magic has to have rules. And this is clearly not just a case of one spell making everybody forget he's Spidey...suddenly you're bringing back the dead, undoing wounds, erasing records, reinstating web shooters, on and on and on.

What I wanted to do was to make one small change to history, a tiny thing, whose ripples we could control to only touch what editorial wanted to touch, making changes we could explain logically. I worked for weeks to come up with a timeline that would leave every other bit of continuity in place. It was rigorous, and as logical as I could make it. In the end of OMD as published, Harry is alive and he's always been alive as far as the characters know...so how is that different than he was alive the whole time?

It made no sense to me.

Still doesn't. It's sloppy. It violates every rule of writing fiction of the fantastic that I and every other SF/Fantasy writer knows you can't violate. It's fantasy 101.


The only thing I'll add is that OMD, as published, is even crazier because it breaks the bejesus out of the fourth wall. In JMS's version, Mephesto changes history and erases the marriage. In Joey Q's version Mephesto erases the marriage but does so, for some insane reason, in a way that doesn't screw up Marvel continuity. For some reason Mephesto is somehow concerned about long time, continuity concerned Marvel readers.

Ridiculous.
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 11:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

For years I've been saying Joey Q is a chimp. A total idiot. And, as the years have gone by, he's only proven me right. Joey Q is the primary reason I barely read Marvel anymore. I mean, we've all been to the comic shop where some 13 year old kid has these dumb ideas of what comic book companies should do/write. Well, one of those 13 year olds "grew up" and brought his insane ideas to Marvel.

Joey Q wants MJ out of the picture. So he just makes up some stupid crap to justify it, so much so that one of his writers is ASHAMED to put his name on it. But, ya have to pay the bills, I guess.

Oh, and about this comment . . .

jumonji wrote:
Aside: The reason to introduce the Santerians in that story seems to be an homage to Quesada's Hispanic-Caribbean roots...


Holy crap. That's homage!? That's like Ed Brubaker paying homage to his race by creating a bunch of super powered Hillbillies. Rolling Eyes But, I guess Joey Q, editor in chimp, payed homage to his roots as well as he payed homage to his dad with DD:Father *yuck*

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 8:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well unfortuntely I did get this series and I wish I hadn't. It will be the last Spidey books I will get from now on that's for sure. It's so bad what they've done to the character I'm not even sure what to say about this. It's just a total slap in the face to the fans, the writers of the last 20 years and the characters and stories as well. If anything the whole thing just leaves me confused. Confused

What the hell was really so bad about Peter and Mary Jane being married anyways? If you wanted to read stories about a young Spidey who is not married there was Marvel essentials and masterworks, Ultimate Spiderman, Spidey loves MJ and whatever else. I first really read the comic right before they did get married back in the mid to late 80's and always thought it was handled well and was a logical step for them to take. How did this ruin the comic and the stories? I just don't get it. If anything it made the characters more real to me. Joe Q must be the only one in the world who feels this way and like a spoiled little kid he has to get his own way no matter what anyone else thinks. Maybe this means that Superman being married to Lois Lane ruined the character of Superman too? Good thing he doesn't work at DC too. Rolling Eyes

This whole thing about Harry never dieing makes no sense at all either. I just want to know how Harry never actually dieing affects Peter and MJ not getting married since he died way after they got married anyways. What does that have to do with it? Does it mean that he and MJ kept dating and he never went out with Liz Osbourn now? Did Harry never become the second Green Goblin now? Also how does erasing the fact Peter and MJ got married change the unmasking of Spider-man to the public???? Please explain that one to me Joe Q. By trying to make the comic go back to the "good old days" they have opened up a whole can of worms here and just caused nothing but trouble and confusion for everyone.

Thanks for ruining the character for everyone Joe. Make mine something else...
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 10:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Jim B. wrote:

What the hell was really so bad about Peter and Mary Jane being married anyways? If you wanted to read stories about a young Spidey who is not married there was Marvel essentials and masterworks, Ultimate Spiderman, Spidey loves MJ and whatever else.


Good point. Too bad Joey Q has a response. He says:

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I also don’t buy into the argument that just because "Ultimate Spider-Man" Peter is single that Marvel U Spidey shouldn’t be. I mean Ultimate Spider-Man doesn’t kill, does that mean that I should let Marvel U Spidey start killing his enemies?


Now those of you who are above the age of three and/or are not trained chimps you will notice that Joey's little retort is actually total BS. No one on earth is saying "that just because "Ultimate Spider-Man" Peter is single that Marvel U Spidey shouldn’t be". They're saying that "because "Ultimate Spider-Man" Peter is single that Marvel U Spidey doesn't need to be". There is a huge difference between those two. But by manipulating the wording just a bit Joey Q is able to come up with his retort (one that makes no sense if you're considering the real argument).

A neat thing to notice about this kind of thing is that it's wildly dishonest. Joey Q is an idiot but he's not so stupid as to honestly make the mistake that he makes above. There's no doubt that it's a conscious thing. Lying to fans (again). Disgusting.
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 2:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

james castle wrote:
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The wedding? Something happened on the wedding day that prevented it from happening.


Okay...

My Guess: Dustin Hoffman suddenly appeared screaming "MAREE JANE-E-E-E-E-E!!!"



Jim B. wrote:
This whole thing about Harry never dieing makes no sense at all either. I just want to know how Harry never actually dieing affects Peter and MJ not getting married since he died way after they got married anyways. What does that have to do with it? Does it mean that he and MJ kept dating and he never went out with Liz Osbourn now? Did Harry never become the second Green Goblin now?

Much as I liked the deceased Harry, I can't see the sense in his comeback... Maybe turning him into a soap-opera woobly good/bad guy as the "Lex Luthor" of Smallville? But then that's not Harry, never was.

I don't know what will be the effects of this in his marriage with Liz Osborn or the existence of Normie Osborn, but I strongly suspect they're gpoing to be "magically" erased as well.

I think that old black magic wasn't weaved so well
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