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 Posted: Sat Feb 23, 2008 2:21 pm Post subject: Sex with Skrulls |
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No wonder Matt's love for Elektra was so intense...nothing beats a shtup with a Skrull.
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jumonji
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| Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 8:45 am Post subject: Re: Sex with Skrulls |
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| blacktyphoid wrote: | No wonder Matt's love for Elektra was so intense...nothing beats a shtup with a Skrull.
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I would just love to know how you found that out. Care to share? 
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blacktyphoid
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| Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 8:33 pm Post subject: Re: Sex with Skrulls |
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| jumonji wrote: | | blacktyphoid wrote: | No wonder Matt's love for Elektra was so intense...nothing beats a shtup with a Skrull.
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I would just love to know how you found that out. Care to share? |
Sure. I am a Skrull.
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blacktyphoid
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| Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 8:39 pm Post subject: Re: Sex with Skrulls |
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| jumonji wrote: | | Care to share? |
Care to find out? 
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jumonji
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| Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 3:16 am Post subject: Re: Sex with Skrulls |
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| blacktyphoid wrote: | | jumonji wrote: | | Care to share? |
Care to find out?
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Sure, I'm game.
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blacktyphoid
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| Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 11:12 pm Post subject: Re: Sex with Skrulls |
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| jumonji wrote: | | Sure, I'm game. |
Christine, for someone noted for her lengthy, highly analytical and well written diatribes, it's refreshing to see that when it comes to the matter of sex (with Skrulls) you get right to the point.
The closest description I've read that resembles sex with Skrulls comes from Alan Moore, who once chronicled a sex scene with the Swamp Thing. Granted, unlike me, Swamp Thing is not a Skrull; he's an elemental. That said, the described sex act comes pretty close to the real deal. As told by Abby Cable, Swamp Thing's beautiful female paramour, it went something like this:
"Spring came, and everythig in the world woke up...My hand shatters the pool, a hundred glass beads expolding out between my fingers. A brief anti-gravity necklace settles against my throat, collapsing, dissolving, warm as it trickles away...The threadlights, a blazing cat's cradle inside me, inside him...where we touch, the fibers merge and intertangle. I am no longer certain where I end...where he begins. A tide of emeralds engulfs me. I'm falling into him. I don't care.
"In him, I ride the amber sap, oozing through miniature labyrinths. Beyond him I wrestle the planet, sunk in loam to my elbows as it arches beneath me, tumbling endlessly through endless ink. We...are...one creature...And all...that there is...is in us..."
Christine - kan dig digga det?
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| Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 2:23 am Post subject: Re: Sex with Skrulls |
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| blacktyphoid wrote: | | jumonji wrote: | | Sure, I'm game. |
Christine, for someone noted for her lengthy, highly analytical and well written diatribes, it's refreshing to see that when it comes to the matter of sex (with Skrulls) you get right to the point. |
Because so much in this world is so highly complex, a simple 'yes' or 'no' rarely suffices. A topic must usually be poked an prodded and looked at from many different angles. That is not the case when it comes to sex with Skrulls. When the Universe asks me "Christine, would you like to have sex with a Skrull?" it requires little of me except to follow my instinct. "Yes, Mr Universe, I would like that very much. See, I've never been with a Skrull and I've heard such great things about it."
| blacktyphoid wrote: | The closest description I've read that resembles sex with Skrulls comes from Alan Moore, who once chronicled a sex scene with the Swamp Thing. Granted, unlike me, Swamp Thing is not a Skrull; he's an elemental. That said, the described sex act comes pretty close to the real deal. As told by Abby Cable, Swamp Thing's beautiful female paramour, it went something like this:
"Spring came, and everythig in the world woke up...My hand shatters the pool, a hundred glass beads expolding out between my fingers. A brief anti-gravity necklace settles against my throat, collapsing, dissolving, warm as it trickles away...The threadlights, a blazing cat's cradle inside me, inside him...where we touch, the fibers merge and intertangle. I am no longer certain where I end...where he begins. A tide of emeralds engulfs me. I'm falling into him. I don't care.
"In him, I ride the amber sap, oozing through miniature labyrinths. Beyond him I wrestle the planet, sunk in loam to my elbows as it arches beneath me, tumbling endlessly through endless ink. We...are...one creature...And all...that there is...is in us..." |
As Paris Hilton would put it, "That's hot." (And a little disturbing).
| blacktyphoid wrote: | | Christine - kan dig digga det? |
Ja, jag kan digga det!
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