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Watching the Watchmen (Spoilers, I guess.)

 
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Stanley
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 08, 2009 5:47 pm    Post subject: Watching the Watchmen (Spoilers, I guess.) Reply with quote

What did everyone think?

I thought it was a complete exercise in hit-and-miss. I don't know that I'd recommend it to a moviegoer.

Hits:
**Jackie Earle Haley was an AMAZING Rorschach. Hard to believe he was the bike-riding juvenile from Bad News Bears.
**The opening credit sequence was top-notch. I'll see the movie again just for that.
**Malin Akerman nekked (I mean, why lie).
**Several visuals directly lifted from the comic; some visuals not in the comic but interpreted looked good (the swinging door/Big Figure sequence comes to mind).
**Jeffrey Dean Morgan was serviceable as Comedian. Delivering lines was okay enough, but the emotional delivery was solid.

Misses:
**The music was okay, but horribly misplaced at points. It was like they were trying to get across that this was Super Forrest Gump.
**It was unnecessarily graphic. I don't ordinarily have a problem with this, but the graphic detail took valuable screen time away from other plotlines or visuals. (For example: Dr. Manhattan vaporizing three gunmen in Moloch's den was necessary, but lingering on the blood on the ceiling and on the women for 10 seconds served NO purpose. The crowd reaction was plenty. Also, the henchman's arms being cut off at Rorschach's cell. WHY?! Just stab him in the throat! Isn't that far enough?)
**It hit people over the head with a hammer. Instead of letting Laurie piece it together that Eddie Blake was her dad, she does 3 seconds of flashback that almost gets you there, and then Doc says "He was your dad." ...Great. In an almost 3 hour movie, why cut THAT scene down?
**The movie does such a poor job getting the point across that Dan feels impotent (and IS impotent) in response to the situation, that when he DOES have sex, that scene loses all meaning. Instead, it's like a superhero movie paused and gave way to Cinemax--which isn't what the original intent was.
The explanation of how the Comedian stumbled on the plan and had to die was tenuous.
**In the movie, it makes even LESS sense that Dan and Laurie should be allowed to leave the Antarctic base.
**Ozymandias was HORRIBLY miscast.
**I didn't mind that the ending was changed, but I DID mind that the ultimate conflict that really makes the reader wonder if Ozy did the right thing is trivialized in the movie--in the movie, Ozy OBVIOUSLY is crazy and OBVIOUSLY did the wrong thing. But in the book, nothing is that obvious.


This is just the stuff I can think of off of the top of my head. I didn't hate the movie, and I understand how things have to change in order to make this into a movie.

BUT

My problem is, why did they take the stands they did? Some choices made no sense, others played perfectly...it just felt like this thing was helmed by a 15 year old. Yes, true fans were gonna bellyache, but why change things that worked and didn't need any tweaking?

Yes, there'll be an extended version, but what's it gonna change?

I didn't hate it. It just wasn't everything it could've been.
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 09, 2009 9:48 pm    Post subject: Re: Watching the Watchmen (Spoilers, I guess.) Reply with quote

Yeah, apparently we saw exactly the same movie. Let's get ready for an agreefest.

Stanley wrote:

**Jackie Earle Haley was an AMAZING Rorschach. Hard to believe he was the bike-riding juvenile from Bad News Bears.
**The opening credit sequence was top-notch. I'll see the movie again just for that.
**Malin Akerman nekked (I mean, why lie).
**Several visuals directly lifted from the comic; some visuals not in the comic but interpreted looked good (the swinging door/Big Figure sequence comes to mind).
**Jeffrey Dean Morgan was serviceable as Comedian. Delivering lines was okay enough, but the emotional delivery was solid.


Agreed, agreed, agreed. Except that I thought the Comedian was flat out awesome. Morgan WAS the Comedian. I thought he was perfect.

Also, yeah, I like nudity as much as the next dude but it was a bit much. The sex scene in Archie was laughable in it's porn like quality. Plus, why so much glowing blue wang? Sure, it's realistic but the reality is that glowing blue wangs are distracting. They just are.

Stanley wrote:

Misses:
**The music was okay, but horribly misplaced at points. It was like they were trying to get across that this was Super Forrest Gump.


The music was flat out bad. Sure it was good music and sometimes it really fit once it...I dunno...got going. But every time a song burst in it was crazy jarring.

Stanley wrote:

**It was unnecessarily graphic.


Do Laurie and Dan actually kill all those knotheads in the alley? I thought they were supposed to be the classic heroes, not Mr. and Mrs. Punisher. As for the poor fat guy and the arms I actually thought "why'd they cut off BOTH his arms" while watching it. Unnecessary both in terms of what the characters wanted and in terms of making me watch it.

Stanley wrote:

**It hit people over the head with a hammer. Instead of letting Laurie piece it together that Eddie Blake was her dad, she does 3 seconds of flashback that almost gets you there, and then Doc says "He was your dad." ...Great. In an almost 3 hour movie, why cut THAT scene down?
**The movie does such a poor job getting the point across that Dan feels impotent (and IS impotent) in response to the situation, that when he DOES have sex, that scene loses all meaning. Instead, it's like a superhero movie paused and gave way to Cinemax--which isn't what the original intent was.
The explanation of how the Comedian stumbled on the plan and had to die was tenuous.
**In the movie, it makes even LESS sense that Dan and Laurie should be allowed to leave the Antarctic base.
**Ozymandias was HORRIBLY miscast.
**I didn't mind that the ending was changed, but I DID mind that the ultimate conflict that really makes the reader wonder if Ozy did the right thing is trivialized in the movie--in the movie, Ozy OBVIOUSLY is crazy and OBVIOUSLY did the wrong thing. But in the book, nothing is that obvious.


This is just the stuff I can think of off of the top of my head. I didn't hate the movie, and I understand how things have to change in order to make this into a movie.

BUT

My problem is, why did they take the stands they did? Some choices made no sense, others played perfectly...it just felt like this thing was helmed by a 15 year old. Yes, true fans were gonna bellyache, but why change things that worked and didn't need any tweaking?


Yeah, agree it comes down to weird choices. Why did they cut the scene with Laurie confronting the Comedian at the ball? It would have taken 30 seconds of screen time and would have gone a long way to making the revelation that he was her father matter. I saw the movie on Saturday at noon with what I can only imagine to be lots of other Watchmen fans. I think if you saw it in a "normal" theatre there would be a mass "what the huh?" when you find out Comedian was Laurie's dad. It just comes out of nowhere and doesn't really add anything to the plot.

There's little stuff like Laurie saying "Jon would say something like 'nothing ever ends'". Oh, you mean like he does in the comic? Why take that line away from Jon just to give it awkwardly to Laurie?

Then there's "big" stuff. Why on earth does Dan go to Veidt to warn him? In the comic Rorschach is the one that visits. Seems small but the early scene with Rorschach and Veidt in the comic is important because it shows what a bigot Rorschach is. It sets the two men up as foils. By taking the scene away a great deal of Rorschach's nastiness is cut out. Putting Dan in his place adds nothing.

As for the end, I understand cutting out the squid but the Dr. Manhatten thing doesn't really work that well. How did Comedian find out about the plot? He found out Veidt was making energy things that....what? Plus, as one review pointed out, how does an American blowing up bits of the world actually bring the world together?

And maybe I didn't get it but was the point that the world would now behave lest they be punished by Jon? That's a massive change. In the comic the world rallies together in an almost noble way (which is why Veidt was right) even if it was in response to a lie. In the movie the world is just a bunch of scared children. That's not the point at all.

Having Dan and Laurie still being active is just dumb. What? There might be a sequel? Completely needless. Why not just end it?

Stanley wrote:

I didn't hate it. It just wasn't everything it could've been.


I don't hate it either. I don't know how much better it could have been though. At the end of the day, given how bad it could have been I think comic fans got away more or less unscathed. The fact is Watchmen the comic isn't the most exciting thing on earth. It's interesting and important for lots of different reasons but it isn't that exciting. It's no surprise then that it makes a rather unexciting movie.
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Dash
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 10, 2009 8:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I thought it was pretty faithful to the comic.

True they did add alot of blue penis, but hey...it happens. And as for the sex scene with the Nite Owl and Laurie, that was mostly in the comic as well. So I didn't feel they added nudity and sex for nudity and sex sake. But yeah, they could have used the black underwear for Manhattan a little more.

As for the ending, I would have preferred one closer to the original, but it would have taken too long.

What this movie will come down to is the fans.

I really don't think that movie could have been done much better. Yeah it was long, but they couldn't have cut out or added much more.

I also think they did a decent and responsible job filling in the blanks on scenes that weren't in the novel. This can usually be a bad thing for a movie like this, but they made it work.

So will the people who liked Spiderman 3 like this? Probably not. Watchmen isn't a "super hero" movie. Nor do I think it should be grouped in with the rest of them. There is no clearly defined "evil" to fight, no arch enemies, nothing that a normal super hero movie usually has. And this is what made Watchmen what it is.
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Dave Wallace
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 13, 2009 3:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I saw this on Wednesday and still feel like I'm digesting it. I liked it, but with reservations.

I'm writing up a full review for posting at ComicsBulletin on Sunday, so I'll post a link here once it's up.
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