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Francesco · Underboss Joined: 08 Jun 2006 Posts: 1307

(You mean the other way around. Lovecraft never killed Bambi's mama)

Aww come on. Please. Pretty please. Pretty please with sugar on top.

Gloria · Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 8:02 am Post subject:

Sorry I cannot. You don't realize what you're asking. It would be the Hecatombe, Armageddon, Apocalypse... there would be much wailing and grinding of teeth.

I must keep the gates of hell under watch and closed.
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Gloria
Devuélveme el rosario de mi madre y quédate con todo lo demás

"Para la cuesta arriba quiero mi burro, que la cuesta abajo yo me la subo"

Francesco · Underboss Joined: 08 Jun 2006 Posts: 1307

Never mind. I found the lyrics.
Hmm.

Gloria · Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 8:35 am Post subject:

Ah... Too late!

Don't say i didn't warn you!

Spaniards, due to our unfortunate history (which is more unfortunate than Murdock's love life) have somewhat become immune to such horrors... Imagine our alarm when we learned that the song spawned by Los Del Rio was being listened to (and, even worse: danced!) in the whole globe.

Now you've found the lyrics... may the Gods have mercy on you.
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Gloria
Devuélveme el rosario de mi madre y quédate con todo lo demás

"Para la cuesta arriba quiero mi burro, que la cuesta abajo yo me la subo"

james castle · Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 8:51 am Post subject:

Spider-Man.
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JC

So why can't you see the funny side?
Why aren't you laughing?

Francesco · Underboss Joined: 08 Jun 2006 Posts: 1307

I think I'm going to hell when I die.
You know, the Pope recently reminded us that hell does indeed exist. And also, that the limbo no longer exists. No wait, it's a retro-active thing, so it never existed.

Now, the question is, how can I atone? While searching for the Macarena I came across this page explaining that, once, a drunk ruined the face of the statue of the Macarena and after that he decided to wear chains and carry a cross during the festivity, in the following years.
I could do something similar. With a swastika, perhaps?

Francesco · Underboss Joined: 08 Jun 2006 Posts: 1307

*double post*

Gloria · Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 9:11 am Post subject:

Limbo doesn't exist?... Huh... then, where have I been all those years?! I feel misplaced

Re atonement, mmh... the last time I was in a procession, there were guys carrying heavy crosses and chains in their feet, and other guys just watching them go by and having ice cool beer sitting in bars... As far as I'm concerned, life is a matter of choices, so sit in a bar and have a cool beer (it's lots better than the heavy cross wear)
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Gloria
Devuélveme el rosario de mi madre y quédate con todo lo demás

"Para la cuesta arriba quiero mi burro, que la cuesta abajo yo me la subo"

Francesco · Underboss Joined: 08 Jun 2006 Posts: 1307

Ya. Besides, if god is a father, a creator, what kind of sick father would he be, pleased by seeing his children self inflicting pain upon themselves?

Gloria · Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 10:01 am Post subject:

james castle · Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 1:34 pm Post subject:

Just in case anyone's lost the plot, this thread is about:

Off topic. Indeed.
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JC

So why can't you see the funny side?
Why aren't you laughing?

Francesco · Underboss Joined: 08 Jun 2006 Posts: 1307

Castle! You forgot beer.

rgj · Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 2:32 pm Post subject:

I thought this thread was about Franklin Nelson (his friends call him Foggy).

rgj

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